Wild / Old God sighting.
Everytime the internet shows me a picture of a moose next to a car i still can never comprehend how stupid big they are
When I lived in Colorado Springs, lo, these many years ago, a bull moose decided that the bit of I-25 that ran between the Springs and Denver was his territory, and he started getting pissy with the cars on the Interstate during mating season. This was obviously an issue, given the sheer mass of a moose, especially an angry male moose who thought your Honda Civic was competing with him for the ladies. The authorities finally tranquilized him and moved him somewhere where there were fewer cars and more opportunities for love. You know, like moose night clubs and moose personal ads and moose speed dating and moose anger management classes.