Broke: Thor doesn’t understand memes

Woke: No one understands Thor’s antique, spicy asgardian memes

This of course brings up the question of what exactly asgardian memes would be, any ideas lads?

Imma just go ahead and say the tragedy of Loki of asgard is a huge meme at this point

heimdall watches you fap

  • [pointing at any group of 3 anythings] the warriors three
    • along the same lines pointing at any green animal “loki??”
  • if you’re straight you can’t cross the bifrost
  • if an uncomfortable conversation occurs you suddenly have to go home and [yourname]sleep for a hundred years
  • loki’s terrible overcomplicated plans
  • heimdall commits treason every single day and nobody has ever even thought of trying to stop him
  • odin’s vault is full of things that should not be kept together/anything lost (e. g. “where’s my other sock??” “odins vault probably”)
  • gET HELP MY BROTHER HE’S DYING (loki flies through the air)
    • probably the asgardian version of yeet tbh
  • “Carl this bag’s too heavy wtf is in th-” “YOU’RE JUST NOT WORTHY”
  • “Day 2737384 without sex: I’m ready to ride a horse. But like, the way Loki did.”
  • Breaking something any time someone says the word “another”. Like, any context at all
  • “there’s got to be another w-” *glass shatters off screen* “JEREMY I SWEAR TO FUCK-”
  • The 5edgy4u types would absolutely joke about Loki yeeting himself off the bifrost so like
  • *minor inconvenience* “TO THE BIFROST!”
  • *test goes bad* “TO THE BIFROST!”
  • *has to do the dishes* “TO THE- (well you get the point)
  • Giving each other Absolutely Ridiculous titles. (Read: “Bronn, god of that weird itch in your ear that doesn’t go away until you stick something in it”)
  • *violent thunder* “lmao Mood”
  • #Odin’sBeardChallenge where everyone tries to grow a majestic ass beard so that eventually they can scream “MY BEARD!” instead of “Odin’s beard” and if it’s Valid someone will say it back
  • Broke: “MY BEARD!” “Ralph you’re 14 please stop”
  • Woke: “MY BEARD!” *Considerable amount of discussion, nodding heads* “TROY’S BEARD!”

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