Friend: Why does Venom always go down on women in fics? I mean, the symbiote’s an alien. Why would he be into that?
Me: Phenethylamine, the hormone which Venom needs to survive, is produced by the bacteria lactobacillus. Which is one of the main components of the vaginal microbiota.
Friend: You can’t be serious.
Me: So Venom going down makes a lot of sense.
Friend: Why are we friends.