dingdongyouarewrong:

stormsbreadth:

dingdongyouarewrong:

chuck tingle, two time hugo award nominee and author of such erotica classics as ‘space raptor butt invasion’, ‘i’m gay for my living billionaire jet plane’, ‘bigfoot pirates haunt my balls’, and ‘there’s a bitcoin in my butt and he’s handsome’ just published a short story about the importance of consent and how it’s okay to have a loving relationship without sex if you want to??? 

that’s lovely on its own but it’s also called ‘not pounded in the butt by anything and that’s okay’, which is my favourite book title ever

just to be clear though, the person who is not doing the pounding is in fact a muscular dinosaur. Which only makes it better imo.

it wouldn’t be a chuck tingle masterpiece without a muscular dinosaur, tbh

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