I just finished binge-watching all 3 seasons and am eagerly awaiting the 4th. I hear you about big busts. They really need to learn how to dress Alice.
ikr. I feel like they ALMOST get it, a couple times, but like!! I’m pretty on board with my tits, and I would feel like I was excessively on display in almost everything they put her in. And on top of that, she’s such an awkward, neurotic person, and so worried about standing out in a bad way, especially early on, I just—feel like she would be all over the minimizing properties of a well-cut cowl neck.
Well, ok, since we’re doing this – I have Alice’s body, and I hate hate hate how they’ve dressed her the entire time. Her dresses are too short (although that’s probably just my personal preference kicking in), and the tops are cut in such a way that the bust makes the back hem pull up, so that it’s shorter than the front. I am not a seamstress, so I don’t have the right terminology, but in essence the clothing doesn’t have enough fabric to account for the tittage that’s going on and so the dress pulls up oddly around the hemline. To add insult to injury, the whole cut around the bust is completely unflattering. Having big tits doesn’t have to be utterly awkward all the time. With the right necklines and some well-placed darts you can have bodacious curves and intriguing cleavage without everything being in your face or looking squished all to hell or off-center in some weird ass way.
Alice is cute and has yummy tits. Work with them!