steve: *comes home one evening*
bucky, in a bathrobe: I’ve been expecting you.
steve: what are you wearing?
bucky, seductively: oh this? I just wanted to slip into something a little more –
bucky: *rips off robe, revealing the old captain america suit*
bucky: – ridiculous.
steve: buck.

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