Marvel Remembers the Legacy of Stan Lee
Scarlet Witch by Jaynorn Lin
steve rogers: All my money is in a savings account. Tony has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don’t understand it.
tony stark: I was once on the phone with blockbuster video, which is a very old-fashioned sentence. That’s like when Steve would be like, “We’d all go play jacks by the soda fountain,” and you’re like, “Nobody knows what you’re talking about , you idiot.”
clint barton: It’s fun to be married. I’ve never been supervised before. I’m supervised! My wife studies what I do, like an anthropologist. She’ll be like: “Sometimes, he will watch a movie on TV even though he already owns that movie on DVD. Pointing this out confuses and upsets him.”
bruce banner: In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin.
natasha romanoff: I’ll keep my emotions right here, and then one day, I’ll die.
thor: Ah…numbers. The letters of math.
sam wilson: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.
bucky barnes: Here’s how easy it was to get away with bank robbery back in the ‘30s: As long as you weren’t there when the police arrived, you had a 99% chance of getting away with it.
scott lang: it’s 100% easier not to do things than to do them.
peter parker: I have had a very long day. I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.
t’challa: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
Steve Rogers: Don’t Look Back In Anger by Oasis
Captain America: We Care A Lot by Faith No More
Bucky Barnes: Everlong by Foo Fighters
Tony Stark: Nothing Else Matters by Metallica
Ironman: Thunderstruck by ACDC
Peter Parker: Basket case by Green Day
Spiderman: Jump Around by House of Pain
T’Challa: Killing Me Softly by The Fugees
N’Jadaka: Gangsta’s Paradise by Coolio
Erik Killmonger: Killing In The Name Of by Rage Against The Machine
Natasha Romanoff: Vow by Garbage
Black Widow: Do The Evolution by Pearl Jam
Loki: Creep by Radiohead
Peter Quill: My Own Worst Enemy by Lit
StarLord: Black And White by Michael Jackson
Gamora: Don’t Speak by No Doubt
Nebula: Mother Mother by Tracy Bonham
Wanda Maximoff: Just A Girl by No Doubt
Dr. Stephen Strange: Queer by Garbage
Bruce Banner: What’s Up by 4 Non Blondes
Hulk: Oh So Quiet by Bjork
Clint Barton: Ironic by Alanis Morissette
Shuri: Wannabe by Spice Girls
Sam Wilson: No Diggity by Blackstreet
Rocket: Sabotage by Beastie Boys
Wade Wilson: Baby One More Time by Britney Spears
Deadpool: Pony by Ginuwine
Baby Groot: MMMbop by Hanson
Avengers by Jaynorn Lin