Broke: Thor doesn’t understand memes

Woke: No one understands Thor’s antique, spicy asgardian memes

This of course brings up the question of what exactly asgardian memes would be, any ideas lads?

Imma just go ahead and say the tragedy of Loki of asgard is a huge meme at this point

heimdall watches you fap

  • [pointing at any group of 3 anythings] the warriors three
    • along the same lines pointing at any green animal “loki??”
  • if you’re straight you can’t cross the bifrost
  • if an uncomfortable conversation occurs you suddenly have to go home and [yourname]sleep for a hundred years
  • loki’s terrible overcomplicated plans
  • heimdall commits treason every single day and nobody has ever even thought of trying to stop him
  • odin’s vault is full of things that should not be kept together/anything lost (e. g. “where’s my other sock??” “odins vault probably”)
  • gET HELP MY BROTHER HE’S DYING (loki flies through the air)
    • probably the asgardian version of yeet tbh
  • “Carl this bag’s too heavy wtf is in th-” “YOU’RE JUST NOT WORTHY”
  • “Day 2737384 without sex: I’m ready to ride a horse. But like, the way Loki did.”
  • Breaking something any time someone says the word “another”. Like, any context at all
  • “there’s got to be another w-” *glass shatters off screen* “JEREMY I SWEAR TO FUCK-”
  • The 5edgy4u types would absolutely joke about Loki yeeting himself off the bifrost so like
  • *minor inconvenience* “TO THE BIFROST!”
  • *test goes bad* “TO THE BIFROST!”
  • *has to do the dishes* “TO THE- (well you get the point)
  • Giving each other Absolutely Ridiculous titles. (Read: “Bronn, god of that weird itch in your ear that doesn’t go away until you stick something in it”)
  • *violent thunder* “lmao Mood”
  • #Odin’sBeardChallenge where everyone tries to grow a majestic ass beard so that eventually they can scream “MY BEARD!” instead of “Odin’s beard” and if it’s Valid someone will say it back
  • Broke: “MY BEARD!” “Ralph you’re 14 please stop”
  • Woke: “MY BEARD!” *Considerable amount of discussion, nodding heads* “TROY’S BEARD!”













Would block Tony antis:


Would reblog Tony antis: 


I hope you don’t mind if I expand this.

Would write 800 words meta on why Tony is not a villain, with proper citations:

Would browse the anti tag and pick fights:

Would create a Tony Stark Defence Squad Discord server:

*softly* yes. This is, by far, the more accurate version. 

Please add Happy and Harley and Gary in Iron Man 3.

Would send 1-2 word responses to antis’ posts like "lol” and “ur wrong” just to irritate them:


Would totally send anon hate to antis:


tony stark is ur fave’s fave

Would write Tony Stark Think Pieces detailing both his good and bad qualities but ultimately coming to the conclusion that Tony Stark is a hero

Makes Tony Stark Memes and Incorrect quotes.

Makes Tony Stark thirst posts.

It got better

Makes Tony Stark fanfiction based off of thirst tweets. Pretends he doesn’t know what fanfiction is when confronted.


Wheres thor?

Gets confused about why all his friends are on their phones all time but also he still has no idea how to use human technology 


A proposal.

avengers as john mulaney quotes


steve rogers: All my money is in a savings account. Tony has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don’t understand it.

tony stark: I was once on the phone with blockbuster video, which is a very old-fashioned sentence. That’s like when Steve would be like, “We’d all go play jacks by the soda fountain,” and you’re like, “Nobody knows what you’re talking about , you idiot.”

clint barton: It’s fun to be married. I’ve never been supervised before. I’m supervised! My wife studies what I do, like an anthropologist. She’ll be like: “Sometimes, he will watch a movie on TV even though he already owns that movie on DVD. Pointing this out confuses and upsets him.”

bruce banner: In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin.

natasha romanoff: I’ll keep my emotions right here, and then one day, I’ll die.

thor: Ah…numbers. The letters of math.

sam wilson: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.

bucky barnes: Here’s how easy it was to get away with bank robbery back in the ‘30s: As long as you weren’t there when the police arrived, you had a 99% chance of getting away with it.

scott lang: it’s 100% easier not to do things than to do them.

peter parker: I have had a very long day. I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

t’challa: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.





I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back

Your yearly reminder that “I learn through suffering” can be translated into Latin as “Disco Inferno.” 



Bucky: *gets a papercut*

Steve, under his breath: Hasn’t he been through fucking enough


Bucky: *gets a papercut*

Steve, under his breath: Hasn’t he been through fucking enough