Just tells them: Leo, Gemini, Sagittarius, Taurus.
Teases the hell out of them: Scorpio, Aquarius, Libra, Aries.
Never does anything and just lives in a personal living hell: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces, Virgo.
sebastian stan: Taurus, Gemini, Capricorn, Scorpio
bucky barnes: Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces
the winter soldier: Aries, Cancer, Virgo, Aquarius
aries: rückkehrunruhe- the feeling of returning home after an immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness.
taurus: enouement- the bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self.
gemini: lachesism- the desire to be struck by disaster – to survive a plane crash, or to lose everything in a fire.
cancer: heartworm- a relationship or friendship that you can’t get out of your head, which you thought had faded long ago but is still somehow alive and unfinished.
leo: occhiolism- the awareness of the smallness of your perspective.
virgo: mauerbauertraurigkeit- the inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like.
libra: altschmerz- weariness with the same old issues that you’ve always had – the same boring flaws and anxieties that you’ve been gnawing on for years.
scorpio: sonder- the realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own.
sagittarius: anemoia- nostalgia for a time you’ve never known.
capricorn: opia- the ambiguous intensity of looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable.
aquarius: kenopsia- the eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet.
pisces: onism- the frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time.
when someone says I’m being over dramatic
No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have
david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus, capricorn
alex: LEO, gemini, aries
table: cancer, pisces, scorpio, aquarius
fuck personality types u wanna know a lot about a person? present them w a plate of brownies and see if they take a corner, side, or middle piece
tag this with the type of brownie piece you would take
This post claims this metric can tell you a lot but doesn’t offer any insight on decoding people’s choices so allow me to take a crack at it:
Corner piece: Bitter and tired but cute, likes to curl up in a blanket burrito and marathon weird documentaries and true crime at three in the morning because executive dysfunction won the fight against going to bed on time for the morning shift, probably a top. Honestly very sweet under layers of cynicism.
Side piece: Has kinks weird enough it bears mentioning as like a personality feature, gets excited to solve a math problem, may be verse, knows weird shit about animals and/or bugs in particular and will tell you when you didn’t ask, tries to swim like a mermaid in the public pool. Verse.
Middle piece: First off, a b o t t o m, spoiled rotten, either has way too much energy or is depressed with no middle gears, externally much more chipper than the Corner Piece people but inside absolute chaotic evil. Never to be trusted with anything.
No preference: Pure chaos, no impulse control, has at least 3 hyperfixations and is dying to infodump, has lots of people they talk to but not sure if friends??? Piles 60 tasks their plate and accomplishes 0 by the deadline. Also a bottom.
More concerned with eating brownies in systematic order: So fucking tired of everything, trying to make sense of a chaotic world, steps over cracks and gaps in sidewalks, gives so much side-eye their face got stuck that way. Verse.
What about people who eat the whole thing at once
Tag your brownie piece and your astrological sign for MEANINGFUL SCIENCE.
aries: you have to commit to getting to know them, because it might take a while. also because there’s so many secretive, detailed things about them that will take a long time to come out. you have to be willing to be patient and fight through the past pains with them. to want to know every single little part about them that makes them who they are, otherwise you will simply never understand.
taurus: you have to be sensitive. you have to be able to understand why they’re quiet or hyper or sad or angry. in order to be with them, you have to be able to sit through every emotion they have, and hold them when they need it. you have to be able to understand when they need you, without any words.
gemini: you have to be willing to get out of your comfort zone. a gemini will challenge you in external and internal ways, and if you’re not open to it, they can sense that. you have to be willing to go on adventures and explore the world. but most of all, you have to be willing to explore yourself.
cancer: you have to accept a love that is far more than anything you think you deserve. they know that they love hard and that they probably won’t ever get all of that love back, but they don’t care. what matters is, you don’t need to let that type of love scare you away. as long as you’re willing to accept it, they are willing to give it.
leo: you have to be ready for passion. you have to be ready to dive in really deep and give it your all, because a leo needs that. if you are helping them, they will help you back. you have to be willing to give a good amount of your attention to them on a daily basis, otherwise they will feel unappreciated. they want to feel wanted just as they will always try your best to make you feel wanted. they want that effort to be two ways.
virgo: you have to be willing to understand that a virgo will not always be present. they have a deep mind and get lost in their thoughts and sometimes they will need you to help them get back to reality. they’re up in the clouds, and sometimes they want someone to dream with, and other times, they need someone to take them back to the ground. it’s up to you to figure out what they need.
libra: you have to be willing to be a shoulder to cry on. you have to understand that a libra does not let their emotions out to just anyone, and if they let them out to you, you are special. they need that unwavering love. once they open up to you, you will understand just how special and authentic a love like theirs can be.
scorpio: you have to listen to them. a scorpio has lots of thoughts and ideas and pictures in their head, and unfortunately, they feel unheard most of the time. it breaks their heart more and more every time they feel like someone doesn’t care to listen. a scorpio mind is a colorful mind, and you have to be interested in it in order to be close to them.
sagittarius: you have to be willing to support them. because a sagittarius will get scared and stressed and not know what to do frequently, they will rely on you for that relief and that feeling of knowing that everything will be okay. you’ll have to listen to hours of venting. but after all of this, you will find that you’ve really found yourself a true companion.
capricorn: you have to understand that they have a life of their own, but you really are their number one. they will work hard on themselves day and night, and when they don’t have time for you, that doesn’t mean they don’t love you. they will say it without words everyday. they make themselves better so that they can be better for you. you will not see it, but every choice they make, actually involves the thought of you.
aquarius: you have to be willing to check into your childish side every once in a while. they want to let go, and be able to do it with someone else. they don’t need someone who will only add on more stress. they need a best friend and a lover all in one.
pisces: you have to talk about the deep things. the things that hurt and the things that aren’t fun. a pisces will inevitably pour their heart out to you, in hopes for the same thing back. they will only feel close to you and feel satisfied if you let them into the deep parts of yourself, and if you are really genuine and authentic with them like they are with you.
Aries: australia voted to make gay marriage legal
Taurus: australia voted to make gay marriage legal
Gemini: australia voted to make gay marriage legal
cancer: australia voted to make gay marriage legal
Leo: australia voted to make gay marriage legal
Virgo: australia voted to make gay marriage legal
libra: australia voted to make gay marriage legal
Scorpio: australia voted to make gay marriage legal
Sagittarius: australia voted to make gay marriage legal
Capricorn: australia voted to make gay marriage legal
Aquarius: australia voted to make gay marriage legal
Pisces: australia voted to make gay marriage legal
Aries: being ignored, physical restriction, being placed less than first, feeling hungry, anyone who preforms better than themselves, old things/secondhand stuff, having to wait, bland food
Taurus: being disturbed, change, lending things, being told to hurry up, sleeping in strange beds
Gemini: listening to endless complaints, regimentation, not knowing what’s going on, wasting time, being kept waiting, making irrevocable commitments, being defeated, fixed ideas, having to concentrate on only one thing for a long time
Cancer: any criticism of the home, having to handle a crisis, pressure to take part in conversation, anyone who refuses their cooking, people who forget names and dates
Leo: physical hurt, sedentary activities, being ignored, being backstage, lies and deceit, being laughed at, being told something they don’t know
Virgo: crowds and noise, vulgarity, people who whine, sitting still for a while, disrupted schedules, lids left off boxes/tops off of toothpaste, being obligated to others, hipocrisy, weakness/failure
Libra: loud arguments, confused situations, sloppiness, ugly places, being pressured to make up their mind, being told it is up to them to make a change
Scorpio: being analyzed, being asked personal questions, people who know more than they do, too many compliments, having to trust a stranger
Sagittarius: disproval from others, making promises, being too safe/secure/confined, administration, tight clothes, having their honesty doubted
Capricorn: untidiness, being teased, familiarity, surprises, new ideas, loneliness, being made to feel useless, being embarrassed in public
Aquarius: emotion and intimacy, people who show off, being taken for granted, being pinned down in any way, violence, and fighting, making loans or borrowing, authority, extravagance
Pisces: bright/noisy/crowded places, dirty/ugly objects, being told to get a grip, stiff clothing, authorities, people knowing too much about them
VIRGO, Cancer, Aries, Taurus, Aquarius, Pisces
I’m doing an experiment
Reblog with your sign and the first song you think of when I say “hey now”