riverclan:

me: poke th cat

cat: mrrhp

me every time: wow.

comox-draws:

@jro616, @defilerwyrm

agentpegleg:

k but somebody’s roomba totally vacuumed them up after they died in the snap. it’s inevitable

wodneswynn:

Look, sometimes murders of crows will blacken the sky at your coming and ravening wolves are gonna follow in your wake, and you’re just gonna have to deal with that, and everybody else in the Costco is just gonna have to deal too

cheskamouse:

official-europa:

You: seeing six crows is bad luck and an omen of death

Me, an intellectual: seeing six crows is great luck because you get to see six crows

feministism:

sbstianstans:

bonus:

image

When our hero gets an earful of sass from our heroine and realizes his biggest kinks include a sharp tongue and a spine of steel

stephrc79:

misskatieleigh:

romancepodden:

See also: Han Solo

See also: Steve Rogers

catsbeaversandducks:

By Missangest

f-uukk:

c-poy:

I haven’t met all of me yet.

What a lovely and terrifying thought all at the same time